Hey....did y'all know Ryan Seacrest is from Atlanta?! He looks an awful lot like Jamie McMurray and David Ragan! Just sayin'!
PICK!
Monday, August 24, 2009
BRISTOL RESULTS
Well I certainly won't be saying any kind words about myself this week! I'd also like to skip over the fact that I hate Chip, Erik and Ali, and get right to NASCAR's three biggest conspiracies:
1) Why must Mark Martin fake his age? That guy is NOT 50. I'm sorry, he's just not. He looks older than my dad, and my dad is 61! If he would just confess to his real age, I might have more respect for him.
2) Jamie McMurray and David Ragan are the same person. Seriously. They look identical. Short, tan, toothy, blond hair with frosted tips. And most importanty -- Nobody EVER sees them in the same place at the same time. If they are near each other, one of them is wearing a helmet. On the track, Jamie/David uses a body double to drive one of the two cars. I'm betting it is Dick Trickle underneath that helmet, but time will tell.
3) How the hell is Montoya 9th in points, and in the chase?! That guy crashes more than ANYONE. I don't get it. Either the points are fixed somehow, or something is seriously wrong with the system.
Anyway....our winner this week is Ali. Congrats Ali!:
Ali -- 7
Erik -- 8
Melody -- 14.2
John -- 15.4
JC -- 17.6
Chip -- 17.8
Chip gets what he deserves, finishing last. :)
Next up...Atlanta -- the last race before the chase!! (Erik, are you going?!)
1) Why must Mark Martin fake his age? That guy is NOT 50. I'm sorry, he's just not. He looks older than my dad, and my dad is 61! If he would just confess to his real age, I might have more respect for him.
2) Jamie McMurray and David Ragan are the same person. Seriously. They look identical. Short, tan, toothy, blond hair with frosted tips. And most importanty -- Nobody EVER sees them in the same place at the same time. If they are near each other, one of them is wearing a helmet. On the track, Jamie/David uses a body double to drive one of the two cars. I'm betting it is Dick Trickle underneath that helmet, but time will tell.
3) How the hell is Montoya 9th in points, and in the chase?! That guy crashes more than ANYONE. I don't get it. Either the points are fixed somehow, or something is seriously wrong with the system.
Anyway....our winner this week is Ali. Congrats Ali!:
Ali -- 7
Erik -- 8
Melody -- 14.2
John -- 15.4
JC -- 17.6
Chip -- 17.8
Chip gets what he deserves, finishing last. :)
Next up...Atlanta -- the last race before the chase!! (Erik, are you going?!)
Monday, August 17, 2009
MICHIGAN RESULTS
Also known as... JC IS AMAZING!!! I mean, there should be a bonus for picking the winner, when the winner is Brian Freakin' Vickers...and nobody EVER picks Vickers!! Round of applause please!
That said, I didn't win. LOL! Like almost all of us, I got screwed by Jimmie Johnson. The rest of you got screwed by Mark Martin. Again........WHY does anyone pick him?! Ok, granted, I hate old people. And I really hate people who lie about their age. But that aside, he is SO inconsistent! Anyway, back to me, and my AWESOME pick, and oh yah, Ali, who won this week. Whatever.
Results:
Ali - 13.2
JC - 13.6
Melody - 14.8
John - 16.2
Erik - 19.8
Chip - 21.2
Chip, did you forget to pick again this week?! ;)
Driver Crush of the Week: Tony, for clinching his spot in the chase. Good job, Smoke!
Next up.....Bristol!
That said, I didn't win. LOL! Like almost all of us, I got screwed by Jimmie Johnson. The rest of you got screwed by Mark Martin. Again........WHY does anyone pick him?! Ok, granted, I hate old people. And I really hate people who lie about their age. But that aside, he is SO inconsistent! Anyway, back to me, and my AWESOME pick, and oh yah, Ali, who won this week. Whatever.
Results:
Ali - 13.2
JC - 13.6
Melody - 14.8
John - 16.2
Erik - 19.8
Chip - 21.2
Chip, did you forget to pick again this week?! ;)
Driver Crush of the Week: Tony, for clinching his spot in the chase. Good job, Smoke!
Next up.....Bristol!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
WATKINS GLEN RESULTS
Good pickin' this week!!! John picked #1, 2, 4, 5, 6, to bring home the victory. Melody also picked very well, but was done in by her lowest pick, Jimmie Johnson, with a 12th place finish. Interesting, Erik managed to pick the winner, AND the 37th place finisher. LOL!
John - 3.6
Melody - 5.6
Ali - 7.4
JC - 8
Chip - 9
Erik - 11.6
See y'all in Michigan!
John - 3.6
Melody - 5.6
Ali - 7.4
JC - 8
Chip - 9
Erik - 11.6
See y'all in Michigan!
Monday, August 3, 2009
WATKINS GLEN - Do Some Heluva Good Pickin'!
Picking window is open for the Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at The Glen!
POCONO 2 - RESULTS
What a close week!! Ali breaks his streak of consecutive 19.8 finishes and WINS! Chip and Erik are fighting an epic battle, tying this week at 8.6 -- less than half a point behind the winner. I, well, I just suck.
I'm still wiping away the tears from that emotional Victory Lane speech, so that's all I've got for yous (as they say in Yonkers). :)
Ali -- 8.2
Chip -- 8.6
Erik -- 8.6
John -- 9.4
Melody -- 11.2
JC -- 12.6
Next up, Watkins Glen.
I'm still wiping away the tears from that emotional Victory Lane speech, so that's all I've got for yous (as they say in Yonkers). :)
Ali -- 8.2
Chip -- 8.6
Erik -- 8.6
John -- 9.4
Melody -- 11.2
JC -- 12.6
Next up, Watkins Glen.
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