Monday, February 23, 2009

FONTANA RESULTS...zzzzzzzzz...

Sometimes I wonder why I even like this sport anymore. It is so boring lately! I admit that I slept through much of it, but for that I blame the lack of action, not my lack of energy. That said, here are my thoughts, followed by this week’s results:

1. Enough with the Digger cartoons. It is a freakin’ CAMERA. Nobody cares about this dumb blatant attempt to sell merchandise.

2. Matt Kenseth, I am sick of you. I know you cried and everything, but you still have no personality. Please get stuck at the slots next week and be too tired and poor to race.

3. Scott Speed honey, we are going to have to break up until you have better results. You are embarrassing me.

4. Driver crush of the week: Never thought I’d say it, but Jimmie Johnson is looking pretty scruffy-hot with that little beard he has going!


Close results this week! Unfortunately, Mark Martin completely screwed Chip, John and Ali. Congrats to Melody, this week’s winner!! Girl Power!! Average finishing positions:

John: 11.8
Melody: 4.6
Chip: 22
Erik: 5
JC: 6.8
Ali: 12

Yes, Erik, you lost by .4 -- Sorry, bro.

Next up.....Viva Las Vegas!
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Vegas please. :)

    Oh and Matt Kenseth called, he is apparently sick of you as well.

    So there ya go.

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  2. ChipFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:51 AM

    OH... SNAP! John told you. (head bob)

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  3. BoudaFebruary 26, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    Good job Mel even though it was just luck! Jen you would have been jealous, I was watching the race 10 feet behind Kasey's pit stop. I don't think I have ever watched a race with zero car on car contact.

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  4. LeadfootFebruary 26, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    OMG seriously?! Did you see him out of the car? How tall is he.

    Chip and John - Bite me.

    Nobody has a comment on the picture of Hendrick loving up Jimmie?!?

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    HAHAHA!

    Suck it, Lee Whoooo Suuuhhh Herrrrrr!

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